Tuesday, December 2, 2008

You think your name is going to be on that plaque?


From Commander Mike "Viper" Metcalf:


"Gentlemen, you are the top 1% of all PLUCKERS -- the elite, the BEST of the best. We'll make you better. PLUCK at least two combat missions a day, attend classes in between, and evaluations of your performance. Now in each PLUCKING sequence you're going to meet a different challenge. Every encounter is going to be much more difficult. We're going to teach you to PLUCK the F-22 right to the edge of the envelop, faster than you've ever PLUCKED before -- and more dangerous. Now, we don't make policy here, gentlemen. Elected officials, civilians, do that. We are the instruments of that PLUCKING. And although we're not at war, we must always act as though we are at war."


There are no points for second place. Dismissed.

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