Don't Call It A Comeback

The blog experiment is sadly coming to end...much like poor Brock Boyle's NLL careers. To be honest the "Pluckology" section of the site is serving the same purpose as the blog. I can chirp from there and don't have to log into a seperate site.

I will kill this thing on Monday, you know to find me.

Love - PC

Crank This!

$24.99 - see you on Lundi.

Don't Let Your Dreams Just Be Dreams...

Once and for all it has been proven. There really is no place in lacraussie for a so-called "24-hour" news cycle. NCAA previews, high school boxscores and the odd fluff piece about how kids play too much damn lacrosse...that is all we really want.

I popped by IL.com today for an update on the slow death of the Chicago Shamrox and was smashed in the face with full on marketing assault for the latest venture of MP 22/7/0 or whatever he sports these days. DVD, podcast and a chance to purchase the full length 'Lacrosse Rockumentary'. Somebody please stop the madness.

"If you're not trying to get better at something you are wasting you time."

I will let you all be the judge of how his time is spent.

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Enjoy your Wonderboys and only buy one if you like to play lacrosse.

PC

Exonoriate Me, Then Forget About Me

You ever spend time in a Slovak prison? How about Bled Hall in St. Kittys?

Sorry I have been neglecting my Ebay duties, but I have spent the last 4 days in the big house. To make a long story short we have been manufacturing our knock-off lacrosse goodies in Bratislava, Slovakia. I was crossing the border with this week's inventory for pluckingcorners.com and we were locked down by the Slovak border patrol. No, not for making knock off lacrosse equipment that we sell incredibly cheap.

It turns out we were in violation of a long held Slovak custom of all men sporting banana hammocks and cookie dusters.

Anyway, I traded a pair of STX Shogun goalie gloves for a baby blue marble bag, grew out a 'duster and took part in my first prison break.

All in the name of plucking. Viva Slovakia and keep your hands off the Gabcikovo dam! Muncha, you better take advantage of pluckingcorners.com because your aren't getting free gear anymore.

The Real King

If you aren't wearing this guy's gloves...what are you wearing??

You think your name is going to be on that plaque?

From Commander Mike "Viper" Metcalf:

"Gentlemen, you are the top 1% of all PLUCKERS -- the elite, the BEST of the best. We'll make you better. PLUCK at least two combat missions a day, attend classes in between, and evaluations of your performance. Now in each PLUCKING sequence you're going to meet a different challenge. Every encounter is going to be much more difficult. We're going to teach you to PLUCK the F-22 right to the edge of the envelop, faster than you've ever PLUCKED before -- and more dangerous. Now, we don't make policy here, gentlemen. Elected officials, civilians, do that. We are the instruments of that PLUCKING. And although we're not at war, we must always act as though we are at war."

There are no points for second place. Dismissed.

Relax

Is Anybody Out There?

If I could change the things I’ve done

Would I be the only one

To with again if only I could take your pain away

And think of better, better things to say

The highest price I’d gladly pay

For you to live, just golden days, golden days, golden days

So celebrate the moment now, have all that you desire

We’ll keep each other warm, together we’ll weather the storm

The children are dying and nobody’s crying

There’s got to be something out there, someone who cares

Got to be something out there

*Give me real life, the worry and the strife

I’ll throw it out of the window, to the dogs below

So come with me I’ll guide you through wardrobes of fantasy

And treasure chests of what could be

A world without anxiety

A legacy of golden days, golden days, golden days

Leave it all behind the blind leading the blind

Have all that you desire

Gotta be, gotta be someone out there

Let’s break the rules scattering the jewelsOf joy amongst ourselves

The lonely, lonely of the shelvesFeel good about yourself, I’ll drink to your health

Have all that you desire

I’m looking for something, and I don’t know what it is

Oh, yeah I almost forgot. Cheap SC21 shafts tonight.